50 Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids of All Ages

We have all heard how laughter is the best medicine. The release of the happy hormone Dopamine when we laugh helps uplift our mood as well as find joy in the simplest of punchlines.

Let’s have a good chuckle to brighten your day with these funny jokes for kids.

Best Jokes for Kids

1. Why did the student eat his homework?
   Ans: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
2. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
   Ans: Because then it would be a foot!
3. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
   Ans: Nacho cheese!
4. What did the ocean say to the beach?
   Ans: Nothing, it just waved.
5. Why did the math book look so sad?
   Ans: Because it had too many problems.
6. What do you call a sleeping bull?
   Ans: A bulldozer!
7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
   Ans: Because they’d crack each other up.
8. What did one pencil say to the other?
   Ans: You’re looking sharp!
9. Why was the computer cold?
   Ans: It left its Windows open.
10. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
    Ans: Frostbite.

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

11. Knock, knock.
    Ans: Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
12. Knock, knock.
    Ans: Who’s there?
    Cow says.
    
    Cow says who?
    No silly, cow says moooo!
13. Knock, knock.
    Ans: Who’s there?
    Boo.
    
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
14. Knock, knock.
    Ans: Who’s there?
    Tank.
    
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!
15. Knock, knock.
    Ans: Who’s there?
    Atch.
    
    Atch who?
    Bless you!

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Smart Jokes for Kids

16. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
    Ans: A palm tree!
17. Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
    Ans: Because it was already stuffed.
18. What do you call a dog magician?
    Ans: A labra-cadabra-dor.
19. What’s brown, sticky, and funny?
    Ans: A stick!
20. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
    Ans: Between us, something smells!
21. Why did the bicycle fall over?
    Ans: It was two-tiered!
22. What did one wall say to the other wall?
    Ans: I’ll meet you at the corner.
23. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Ans: An impasta.
24. What did the science book say to the math book?
    Ans: You’ve got problems!
25. What kind of key opens a banana?
    Ans: A monkey!

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Silly Jokes for Kids

26. Why can’t Elsa hold a balloon?
    Ans: Because she’ll let it go!
27. How do you make a tissue dance?
    Ans: Put a little boogie in it!
28. What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?
    Ans: A dino-snore.
29. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    Ans: In case he got a hole-in-one.
30. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    Ans: A gummy bear!
31. Why was the broom late?
    Ans: It swept in!
32. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
    Ans: Hey, bud!
33. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
    Ans: Spelling!
34. Why did the student sit on his watch?
    Ans: He wanted to be on time.
35. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
    Ans: To reach the high notes!

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Clever & Funny Kids Jokes

36. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Ans: Because it was feeling crumbly.
37. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    Ans: A carrot!
38. Why was six afraid of seven?
    Ans: Because seven eight nine!
39. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
    Ans: So-fish-ticated.
40. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
    Ans: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
41. Why did the computer sneeze?
    Ans: It caught a byte-cold!
42. Why did the robot need to go on a diet?
    Ans: It had too many chips!
43. What did one plate say to the other plate?
    Ans: Dinner’s on me!
44. What’s fast, loud, and crunchy?
    Ans: A rocket chip!
45. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
    Ans: The living room!

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Joke of the Day for Kids

46. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
    Ans: Sneakers!
47. Why did the banana go to the party?
    Ans: Because it was a-peeling!
48. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
    Ans: He wanted to go to high school.
49. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?
    Ans: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
50. What’s the best way to throw a party in space?
    Ans: You planet!

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Joking Up

Funny? Silly yet smart? These good jokes for kids are great for sharing at home or in the classroom for an instant giggle.

After all, a little laughter every day keeps the grumpies away!